{"id":250,"date":"2009-10-23T14:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-23T14:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hazelrider.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/23\/pick-up-lines-for-graphic-designers"},"modified":"2009-10-23T14:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-23T14:39:00","slug":"pick-up-lines-for-graphic-designers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hazelbasil.com\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/23\/pick-up-lines-for-graphic-designers\/","title":{"rendered":"Pick up lines for graphic designers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--StartFragment--><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-family:Lucida Grande;\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;\">I\u2019m tempted to come up with my own, but I don\u2019t have that kind of time right now.<br \/>Haha!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000FF;\"><u><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/3XDrtW\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/3XDrtW<\/a><\/u><\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:#444444;\"><span style=\"font-family:Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size:9pt;\"><br \/>1. I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.<br \/>2. Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?<br \/>3. If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.<br \/>4. I\u2019m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.<br \/>5. Come back to my place and I\u2019ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.<br \/>6. Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?<br \/>7. If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: \u201csexy\u201d, I bet there\u2019d be a picture of you.<br \/>8. I couldn\u2019t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.<br \/>9. If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?<br \/>10. Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.<br \/>11. You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?<br \/>12. I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.<br \/>13. If you bring the tool, I\u2019ll bring the color palette.<br \/>14. I dig your look and feel.<br \/>15. If you like what you see now, wait\u2019ll you look below the fold.<br \/>16. Let\u2019s \u201cSkip Intro\u201d and just go find a hotel room right now.<br \/>17. When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?<br \/>18. Do you want to touch my B\u00e9zier curves?<br \/>19. What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?<br \/>20. Mind if I take you for a usability test?<br \/>21. Let&#8217;s go to bed and do the baseline shift.<br \/>22. Adobe should&#8217;ve called it InDesire.<br \/>23. I hate Comic Sans too&#8230; wanna dance?<br \/>24. I&#8217;m sorry, is my div tag open?<br \/>25. You are one hot Firefox&#8230; how about some Private Browsing?<br \/>26. I wouldn&#8217;t hit Ctrl+Z after a night with you.<br \/>27. You&#8217;re so fine, you must be 1px.<br \/>28. I&#8217;ll make your clothes 0% opacity.<br \/>29. Can I select your area with my magic wand?<br \/>30. Show me your .tiffs<\/span><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family:Calibri, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;font-size:130%;color:#000000;\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:15px;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> <!--EndFragment--><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7291993467974617963-758607236507426394?l=d-a-m-n.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m tempted to come up with my own, but I don\u2019t have that kind of time right now.Haha! http:\/\/bit.ly\/3XDrtW 1. I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.2. Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?3. 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